Warranty

All our products, unless stated otherwise, will function for 3 months minimum
If something goes wrong with your toys, We generally just post you a replacement, or a replacement part.
Contact us using the "Contact Us" link if you have any problems with your toys, and we'll sort something out for you.
Exceptions
- We wont replace your house, car, Xbox, sister, etc if you burn it to the ground because you did something unsafe!
This business is not worth suing - we sell this stuff for the love, so there's nothing to take! - There's only minimum statatory warranty on stuff from the "Discount Bin", or any thing else sold as is.
- Warranty is voided if you open a credit card chargeback or a PayPal dispute or similar- using these tools hurt small businesses considerably more than you might expect, and are the slowest, least reliable method of getting a replacement or refund when something has gone wrong.
- If you threaten us, abuse our staff, try to sue us, or do other hurtful things - consider your warranty voided. We're people with feelings too.
We will replace or refund your order if it gets lost in the post
- As your checking out, you will get shown 3 dates:
- Earliest date. This is the eariest day the postman could ring your doorbell.
- Probable date. Your order will probably be there by this date. Approx 90% of orders arrive by this date.
- Replacement date. If your order does not arrive by this date, and there is no sign of the order, we will replace or refund your goods.
Exceptions
- We will not refund your purchase if the tracking shows you've recieved it, or its waiting at your post office for collection
- This does not apply to backorders - of which you can cancel your order for a refund any time before its posted.
- Warranty is voided if you open a credit card chargeback or a PayPal dispute or similar - using these tools hurt small businesses considerably more than you might expect, and are the slowest, least reliable method of getting a replacement or refund when something has gone wrong.
- If you threaten us, abuse our staff, try to sue us, or do other hurtful things - consider your warranty voided. We're people with feelings too.